Yeah I've been gone how long and this is all I want to talk about? Yes so sad. Any hoo When I first heard the news of Red Dwarf going back on the air I could have shit a solid gold brick. A dream of mine finally came true along with millions of other RD fans. I first heard the news from my good friend and fellow dwarfer . At first I was like oh crap I'm dreaming this has got to be a dream *pinches self violently* holy crap I'm not dreaming! YESSSSS! But unfortunately I do not get the channel it comes on since I live in the freaking U.S. Aw come on share. lol I ask Sarah what she thought of the new series, which she told me but suggested that I see and judge them for myself. Yeah I just recently got around to doing that and my rulings are as follows:
One: They have some age on them...yeah give them a break it’s been nine years since the last episode.
Two: Everything is brand-spanking shinning new on the ship. A very big thing to get used to, but that's thanks to a better budget.
Three: I miss the cheesy laugh track. Yes I do very much.
Apart from all that I absolutely loved it. It rekindled the sputtering flame of my love and obsession with the series. I've only seen the first episode of the new season but I liked it so much I pre-ordered the DVD, which will be released in October.
The new female hologram is a nice touch I like her but then I don't. I think it has something to do with the fact that her whole purpose is to exterminate Rimmer completely that there will be no trace of his existence. And that burns under my skin. But from what I heard from another friend Rimmer gets the best of her. Go Arnold.

*phew* And what a long fall it was. So obviously I've been gone for a long time and again DA updates once again and I'm just as confused as last time. No matter I can still function. Work has been hard especially since it's close to the end of the school year, which leads to me being too worn out to be bothered to draw, write, or even get on the computer. Yeah it's sad my free time is mostly spent getting ready for the next day.

Well in other news my wedding is coming up really fast and I haven't freaked out yet. The good thing is that I haven't ripped all my hair out over the wedding plans. I've been very laid back about the whole thing. What's done so far?

Wedding check list

The wedding gown
The Preacher
Bridesmaids, matron of honor, groomsmen, and
best man chosen
The caterer and food
The wedding cake
The decorations
The wedding invitations
The photographer
The location
The wedding rings
The honeymoon/ cruise tickets to the Bahamas
The florist and flower arrangements
The Tuxedos
The marriage license
The wedding cake topper (hand made)
The wedding songs

Things left to do

Paint hand made wedding cake topper
Decorating the wedding location
The wedding rehearsal
My brain imploding from the relization finally hitting me.
"Oh smeg I'm going to be married!"


And when is the happy occasion suppose to take place I hear you ask? On May 23rd at 2pm. That is the end of next week on that Saturday. I have been planning this wedding since last June and now it's almost here. I thought it'd never come now I think it came a little too fast. But I'm not afraid. I love Nolan and want to marry him it's just that we will be living together 24/7. We spend a lot of time together to begin with but I'm just worried about the adjustments we'll have to make and hopefully no fights will occur from it.

And that's where I've been and why I haven't been in touch with any of you here on DA. I'm truly sorry. So that's why I have found time to get on, post what little art I have done, and try to get to some of your messages. I just got lucky this weekend. Nolan is off camping for his bachelor party since Saturday and hasn't came back yet. So I can get some things done until he returns.

I stole it from Muahahahahaha!


Rules:
-Have fun.
-Pick 4 of your characters
-tag 2 people to do this

1. Kale
2. Kathryn
3. Cracker
4. Dudley

What is your full name?

Kale: Kale Lynn Wolfson but your not allowed to call me either. Ms. Wolf will do.
Kathryn: Kathryn Marie O’Rilley
Cracker: Cracker O. Opossum. I’m forbidden to tell anyone my middle name.
Dudley: Dudley Diddily Do

Where do you come from?

Kale: none yer business
Kathryn: Liverpool London
Cracker: The great Okefenokee swamp
Dudley: St. Mary Georgia

Do you like pie!?

Kale: Do I look like I like pie?
Kathryn: I guess so…as long as Lister isn’t the one who baked it.
Cracker: Yeah, if it’s your pie that is.
Dudley: Yes any pie!

Do you have a mate?

Kale: Yes, my mate for life is Psycho.
Kathryn: Well it’s kind of complicated.
Cracker: No, why? Are you offering?
Dudley: A what now?

Are you a virgin?

Kale: -Grins- No
Kathryn: My past relationships are none of your concerns.
Cracker: Hell no!
Dudley: No, I’m a dragon dog


Do you have any hobbies?

Kale: Living aboard a ship ran by an immortal Captain doesn’t leave you with any spare time.
Kathryn: I like to fix things like broken talking toasters, reading books, and hanging out with my brother.
Cracker: Does getting blitz and chasing tail count?
Dudley: Cuddling and watching movies with my mamma.


How old are you?

Kale: Let me put it this way I was only a child when the story of my father, the big bad wolf, first got started.
Kathryn: 20 with 6 years of experience.
Cracker: 4 –laughs- Yeah ain’t I a scamp.
Dudley: I’ll be 1 in July.

Dumb/Average/Intelligent

Kale: You insult me by even asking.
Kathryn: I would say mildly intelligent. I went to the best Space Cadet Military schools.
Cracker: I’m more smart than my cusins.
Dudley: I don’t want any thanks.

What is your favorite color?

Kale: Green and brown.
Kathryn: Red
Cracker: naked flesh tone pink
Dudley: bright blue



Why do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Kale: Because he completes me.
Kathryn: So he’ll never be alone.
Cracker: Cause of all the fun things you can do with ‘em!
Dudley: what’s that?

SAY SOMETHING RANDOM!!!!

Kale: Bite me. Or on second thought I’ll bite you instead.
Kathryn: -squeals- Arnie is so cute when he flares his nostrils!
Cracker: Let’s see you all in your birthday suit!
Kale: Screw you road kill!
Kathryn: Jerk!
Dudley: Candy cane!

What do you want to do right now at this second?

Kale: Duel with Captain Chaos.
Kathryn: Go exploring on unknown planets.
Cracker: Get laid.
Dudley: play

Do you want a hug?

Kale: Keep away from me.
Kathryn: Um I guess.
Cracker: Come here baby.
Kathryn: On second thought no.
Dudley: Yes please!

Where do babies come from?

Kale: That’s a childish question. I have better things to waste my time with.
Kathryn: If you don’t know I’m not telling you. It’s your fault you’re ill informed.
Cracker: I just like how they’re made.
Dudley: Eggs duh!

Are you enjoying the interview?

Kale: No.
Kathryn: It’s…something different for a change.
Cracker: It’s okay.
Dudley: Yep.

The interview is over, any last words?

Kale: -turns and leaves-
Kathryn: Good-bye I need to complain to a certain writer/creator.
Cracker: Hey, do you know where the nearest Hooters is?
Dudley: -cries- I want my mommy!

I only know one person to tag that has to do this.

I tag you Ha ha enjoy!

I was tagged by the lovely ~shamulover4life -


RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Kara I know you have a sense of humor so I hope you don’t hold this against me. lol

Dear turtl-chiky,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’ll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Donald Duck. I’m sure you’re man enough to understand that santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning your memories form the military service to you, But I’ll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember a new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Kale-Wolfson


I now tag

Sarah9555 -
Touchofchaos -
Ambii829 -
Moogle-Wannabe-VII -
Lianamoore -

You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.
Yes that's my job alright. But seriously we are a little nuts in there. Working with special needs children at the elementary school in my town is great. They are great and it took me some time to learn and get to know each one. But the teacher and the two para-pros in the class are a hoot. It's like I'm hanging out with my friends when I work with them. So it is hard not to come home from work a bit out of my mind. We all act goofy in there when we play and interact with the kids that you can't help it when you're out in the normal world.

In other news a very important person in my life who I owe a lot to passed away back in July on the 4th but I didn't find out until last weekend. Master Sargent Hughes (Top) was one of my superior officers I looked up to when I was in NJROTC back in high school. But I felt a little better when I was told he was given an honorable funeral. He was a great man and will be sorely missed.

Also for those of you who are keeping track on me and my Red Dwarf fan fic i hope you'll be pleased to know that I am still working on typing up all the hand written pages to post. It just takes some time to get them done with work and all the social stuff I have to do. But you will not be disappointed.

Now if you don't mind my body is exhausted and my mind wants to wander off. Toodle Pipski!